All hail the King of Dunces!
I know we all thirsty for Mista,but like, Sex Pistols are fucking baby's that we have to protect. (Even if they are assholes somtimes)

jojos-bizarre-writings:

Please protect the Pistols, especially from each other.

Mista got those saggy pants
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jjbaconsumedmysoul:

ngl… first thing that came into my head:

Mista got those apple bottom jeans!
BOOTS with the FUR (WITH THE FUR!)

I’m dying i had to look this song up. 

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know…

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This song is actually just about Mista and u can’t convince me otherwise

I love Risotto, but the dude scares the hell out of me. I will respect him as a capo, and trust him with my life. But if I ever catch him baking cookies for La Squadra, I know he's decided to kill us all.

thecupof-what:

Welcome to the Riz fanclub!!

I’d probably think he’d try to poison us all, but wouldn’t that be cute? I mean Riz, a strong, steady man baking delicious cookies (and putting Vs on fire as well).

Risotto: *tries to woo you with Valentine chocolates he made himself*
You: Why am I being murdered for? I’ve always been loyal to the team. 

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

tamashiihiroka:
“ Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake
”

tamashiihiroka:

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

Giorno: Tell me about my father.

Polnareff: It was very hard to fight against him, considering we had raging boners the entire time.

inhwa-kim:

December 28, 2018.

Seoul Arts Center.